Curious Kitt Sex Toy Reviews
It’s that time again… when all good Sexplorers have their cheesecake & eat it too! In this episode, I got to share my experiences with a dirty talking robot, an exquisitely hand-painted horse dong, and two fantastic toys that are in the running for Alt Porn Awards Best Sex Toy 2019. Let’s take a closer look!
Best Sex Toy 2019 Nominees
This year, I was lucky enough to own not one but TWO amazing toys that were nominated for the Alt Porn Awards Best Sex Toy 2019! Here you can see my LED Laser Sword Dildo from Geeky Sex Toys (it really lights up!) and the beautifully designed Batou from Strange Bedfellas.
I am lucky enough to own not one but TWO toys that are nominated for Best Sex Toy in the @AltPornNet Awards this year. This is the Batou by @strangebedfella & Laser Sword Dildo by @Geeky_Sex_Toys. You can vote more than once, so go support your fav makers! https://t.co/n3fNlKqNAV pic.twitter.com/VtzFCfrVBT
— Curious Kitt ~ Fantasy Sex Toys (@Curious_Kitt) April 12, 2019
The Batou was not the only amazing thing I got to test from Strange Bedfellas though! They sent me their Ziq, a deliciously textured monster fist, and two glow-in-the-dark vibe sleeves that are equally great at nipple suction. Oh, and yes, they also make the best Monster Fucker stickers ever, period. 🙂
Omg, @strangebedfella wasn’t kidding! These babies look fantastic under UV light (these pics don’t begin to do them justice), and the vibe sleeves also glow in the dark!
UV group, UV vibe sleeves, UV Batou & Ziq, GITD vibe sleeves & tentacle squishie pic.twitter.com/VwG95xajLG
— Curious Kitt ~ Fantasy Sex Toys (@Curious_Kitt) February 24, 2019
The Prestigious ‘Arizona Tea’ Horse Dong
But wait, there’s more! Yes, the stories are true: that double-ended equine from Exotic Erotics actually is hand painted. And yes…I actually did squeal at the post office when I peeked into the box (because I am a terrible, impatient box-peeker, and I will never change, Muahahaha!).
Have you ever squealed so loudly in the post office parking lot that you turned heads? I did today when I opened a package from @Exotic_Erotics & saw this HAND-PAINTED Double Ended Silver. Aren’t the cherry blossoms amazing? Here’s the reference pic too?https://t.co/xAdTa6EPi3 pic.twitter.com/Xi6lf3g1FN
— Curious Kitt ~ Fantasy Sex Toys (@Curious_Kitt) April 13, 2019
If it reminds you of Arizona Tea, you’re not the only one! After several people pointed this amusing little fact out, I did something I just could not resist. In much the same way fine, rare, expensive violins have pet names like The Lady Blunt, or the Molitor, I decided that this one-of-a-kind gem also deserved a prestigious moniker. Now I have achieved a whole new level of divine dildacious status with my decadent dildadinous snobbery. Ladies, gentlemen, and folx everywhere, I proudly present to you….The Arizona Tea!
I’ve had two peeps call this ‘the Arizona Tea double horse dick’, and I CAN’T UNSEE IT NOW! Sorry folks, that name is gonna stick X’D @Exotic_Erotics pic.twitter.com/J4gSgN8HTe
— Curious Kitt ~ Fantasy Sex Toys (@Curious_Kitt) April 15, 2019
Lusty Adventures with Slutbot
Have you ever wanted to talk dirty to a robot? Well I finally got the chance! When I saw a new chatbot from Juicebox that is designed to text dirty with you, I just couldn’t resist. We had some spicy little adventures with everything from toys, to bondage, and even a (not-so-naughty) naked bot pic. Did I capture some fun screenshots of this little robo-romp for you to enjoy? Ohhh you betcha I did! You can see the whole thread here.
Yesss #Slutbot even offered to use sex toys on me! Does this bot know me or what? X’D @Juiceboxit pic.twitter.com/a8QPYEm0wr
— Curious Kitt ~ Fantasy Sex Toys (@Curious_Kitt) April 11, 2019
Aaaaaand There’s More!
But that’s not all! A whole lot more interesting shenanigans went down on this episode (yes, one of our listeners actually did set their dick on fire…but I’m mean and I’m going to make you listen to the whole episode if you want to learn more about that hehe). Be sure to listen in & squeeze the most joy out of this sweet little cheesecake slice that there is to be had. Enjoy!
