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Trysexuals Ep 37: Porn with Cheesecake

It’s that time again… when all good Sexplorers have their cheesecake & eat it too! In this episode, I got to share my experiences with a dirty talking robot, an exquisitely hand-painted horse dong, and two fantastic toys that are in the running for Alt Porn Awards Best Sex Toy 2019. Let’s take a closer look!

Best Sex Toy 2019 Nominees

This year, I was lucky enough to own not one but TWO amazing toys that were nominated for the Alt Porn Awards Best Sex Toy 2019! Here you can see my LED Laser Sword Dildo from Geeky Sex Toys (it really lights up!) and the beautifully designed Batou from Strange Bedfellas.


The Batou was not the only amazing thing I got to test from Strange Bedfellas though! They sent me their Ziq, a deliciously textured monster fist, and two glow-in-the-dark vibe sleeves that are equally great at nipple suction. Oh, and yes, they also make the best Monster Fucker stickers ever, period. 🙂

The Prestigious ‘Arizona Tea’ Horse Dong

But wait, there’s more! Yes, the stories are true: that double-ended equine from Exotic Erotics actually is hand painted. And yes…I actually did squeal at the post office when I peeked into the box (because I am a terrible, impatient box-peeker, and I will never change, Muahahaha!).

If it reminds you of Arizona Tea, you’re not the only one! After several people pointed this amusing little fact out, I did something I just could not resist. In much the same way fine, rare, expensive violins have pet names like The Lady Blunt, or the Molitor, I decided that this one-of-a-kind gem also deserved a prestigious moniker. Now I have achieved a whole new level of divine dildacious status with my decadent dildadinous snobbery. Ladies, gentlemen, and folx everywhere, I proudly present to you….The Arizona Tea!

Lusty Adventures with Slutbot

Have you ever wanted to talk dirty to a robot? Well I finally got the chance! When I saw a new chatbot from Juicebox that is designed to text dirty with you, I just couldn’t resist. We had some spicy little adventures with everything from toys, to bondage, and even a (not-so-naughty) naked bot pic. Did I capture some fun screenshots of this little robo-romp for you to enjoy? Ohhh you betcha I did! You can see the whole thread here.

Aaaaaand There’s More!

But that’s not all! A whole lot more interesting shenanigans went down on this episode (yes, one of our listeners actually did set their dick on fire…but I’m mean and I’m going to make you listen to the whole episode if you want to learn more about that hehe). Be sure to listen in & squeeze the most joy out of this sweet little cheesecake slice that there is to be had. Enjoy!

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