Curious Kitt Sex Toy Reviews
When I saw the Siime Eye for the first time, it got my inner anatomy nerd completely jazzed. A video camera that will allow you to see the inside of your own vagina?! Yeaaaaah… Sign. Me. UP!!!
Eye’ve Been Siimed!
The first thing we need to clear up, however, is that this toy is NOT called the “Slime Eye.” It’s “Siime Eye.” Yup, that’s right, go back and re-read it. S-I-I-M-E.
Were you fooled at first? Me too!
I spent about a week running around calling this toy the “slime eye” before I realized my mistake. Truthfully? I’m relieved. “Slime Eye” would have been a pretty gross name for a vagina cam!
So How Does the Siime Eye Work?
Basically, the Siime Eye is a tiny WIFI video camera with its own built-in LED lighting system.
To run the video camera, you download the app and turn the camera button (on the side of the Siime Eye) on. The Siime Eye has its own wireless signal that you connect to. If you like, you can even connect to more than one device simultaneously.
Sooo…here’s the thing about the app. Apparently, my devices are old as the hills and and they suck. I was unable to use the Siime Eye app on either my Kindle Fire or my old balls phone.
Finally, I just ended up borrowing a friend’s phone to use for the review. Once I got the app to download and run however, everything else went smoothly.
And How Does the Vibe Feel?
Welll….let me just say this: I’m not sure it even really matters.
You see, the Siime Eye has 5 different vibrating patterns and modes. The thing is….the intensity of the vibrator function is pretty meh for me. But honestly? I don’t even care. I didn’t want to get this toy because it was a vibrator! I wanted to be able to see all the fascinating things on the inside of my body.
And the camera function? That’s where this baby really shines.
A Bird’s Eye Siime Eye View
I had hoped to take a lot of footage of the inside of my vagina as I was having an orgasm, but needing to have the speculum inside made it far too difficult and uncomfortable for me to have one and film it at the same time.
I’m sad that I couldn’t get a good internal shot of the body of my G-spot and also the perineal sponge, but the speculum just made things too difficult to really see. I did, however, manage to get some GREAT footage of something else. See that large doughnut shaped object with a hole in the center? That’s my cervix.
I should also mention that this cam is not ONLY good for the inside of the vagina. There are all KINDS of other interesting places you can explore if you use your imagination a bit!
I got some really great external footage of the vulva with me squirting, and I was also able to easily see the head of my G-spot. However, I won’t be sharing THOSE particular vids on the blog. 😉 Sorry folks!
One More Thing…
Don’t forget! You can also hear me talk more about the Siime Eye on Episode 2 of the TrySexuals podcast I co-host with my good friends Max & Lilly from Carnal Chameleon.
The Specs:
- WIFI enabled internal-camera
- Maximum wireless distance: up to 100 feet
- Size: Useable length: 4.25″ Total length: 8″ Girth: 1.25″ diameter
- Charging Time: 2 hours for 2.5 hours of use
- Vibration speeds/patterns: 5
- Material: silicone
The Good
- Takes great quality close-up video footage
- Can connect to more than one mobile phone or computer simultaneously
- LED light is built right into the tip of the vibe & surrounding the camera
- 100% waterproof and submersible
- Rechargeable
The Bad
- The vibration intensity is pretty meh to me, but I’m not holding that against the Siime Eye too much because the camera was my main interest in this toy anyway.
- If you have a Kindle Fire or an older device, the Siime Eye app may not work on it
- Not bad per se, but you need to keep this in mind: if you want a decent shot of the inside of your vagina, you MUST use a speculum
Thanks to SVAKOM for sending me the Siime Eye in exchange for my honest review.
