Review: Amethyst Tentacle Wand by Simply Elegant Glass

This toy is an honest-to-god work of art.  I’m blown away by the detail, design and color.  And yes, the nubs feel just as fabulous as they look.

Woozy?! I’m Swooning!

It’s no secret by now that I’m a sucker for unique, one-of-a-kind toys.  There’s nothing inherently wrong with mass produced toys, but if you want something *truly* special, a custom toy is really the way to go.  Best of all, each time you buy the piece, you can do so knowing that are getting the only one in existence like it.

After looking at Woozy’s shop, one thing became very clear to me:  Woozy Wolf is an artistic genius.

So where does one go to find these colorful, one-of-a-kind erotic works of art?  Glass by Woozy is just such a place.  Each piece is individually handcrafted by Simply Elegant Glass.  I can clearly remember my first experience looking at Woozy’s shop because my jaw literally hit the floor.  Crazy tentacles in bold colors….swirls, stripes, sparkles….exotic and creative shapes…and a few things I don’t even have names for.  I was enamored, to say the least.  After looking at Woozy’s shop, one thing became very clear to me:  Woozy Wolf is an artistic genius.

Surprise Me!

After browsing Woozy’s shop, I could clearly see that any ideas I might have for the design would pale in comparison to theirs.  So when I contacted Woozy, I decided to give them (mostly) free reign.  My only specs were that it be curved, textured, and have a prominent head.  I decided against asking for a particular set of colors.  I’ve discovered that often when I request custom work from an artist, I get best results when I give them as much artistic freedom as possible.

I’ve discovered that often when I request custom work from an artist, I get best results when I give them as much artistic freedom as possible.

Then the day came when my my mystery toy arrived.  I had a pretty good feeling I would like the toy.  But when I opened the package, I knew I was wrong.  I didn’t like it.  I LOVED it.

What’s truly unusual about this toy is that the design is not just on the surface of the toy.  There are actually multiple layers of depth!  The deep inner core of the shaft is a mysterious, milky purple.  Next is a layer wrapped with sparkly green ribbons.  On the outermost layer of the glass are swirly iridescent brownish/purplish/greenish nubblies.  The head?  It looks like it’s made of amethyst.  But my most favorite part of the toy is in the way the layers in the shaft blend down into a teeny-tiny curly tail.

How Does it Feel?

Even if this toy had just sucked balls to use, this toy is so pretty I would have still loved it for one of the show pieces of my collection anyway.  But lucky for me, this wasn’t the case!  Those little rows of nubblies look every bit as good as they feel.  My favorite way to use them is to twist the toy back and forth.  But because the glass is so slick and smooth, thrusting with those bumps works equally as well.

The curve is just the right amount for me to reach my A-spot, and the size and shape of the head is a comfortable fit for my body.

One of the other great things about this toy is that it can really be used from either end.  The curly part of the tentacle tail gives you an option for very deep, focused pressure.  I personally like the feel of the head end better, but I’m glad I can use it either way.  I like options. 🙂

This particular design does not have a flared base and is not designed for anal use.  However, Woozy makes a great variety of plugs and toys that are perfect for anal play.  They’re also nice and just super easy to work with.  If I had requested an anal-safe toy, I’m confident Woozy would have been more than happy to accommodate that.

Specs

• Length: 8″
• Girth: 1.6″
• Color: Custom, one-of-a-kind
• Material: Glass

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Thank you to Simply Elegant Glass for sending me the Amethyst Tentacle Wand in exchange for my honest review.