Review: Tantus Perfect Plug

I think the Tantus Perfect Plug should be called the “Tantus Perfect Plug for Complete & Total Beginners” (maybe “My First Butt Plug”….? No? Ok.). Seriously, though this is a GREAT plug for butt n00bs. In fact, this was my first butt plug, and I have no regrets.

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Review: Doc Johnson Realistic Squirting Cock

If you buy this dildo, I swear I will slap you silly with it (and no, not in a way you’ll like).  This is, bar none, the WORST sex toy I have ever bought.  I’m not kidding. But what’s not to love, you say?  It squirts! It looks and feels so real! …

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