Curious Kitt Sex Toy Reviews

I've seen some pretty unusual sex toys in my time, but the Tonguetacle really takes the cake. Now, before you say, "A 3ft tongue??! EW!!!" and squick away, just hear me out. As odd as it sounds (and I truly never thought I'd be saying this!), a massage with the Tonguetalce is actually a very sexy experience...

"OMG WOOOW!" Those are the words that *would* have been coming out of my mouth if I hadn't been more or less incoherent and in the midst of a super intense orgasm. Not only is it a fantastic feeling toy, but because Split Peaches asks for and listens to customer feedback, I actually got to have a hand in making the design!

Squishy, curved, with a silky matte shaft, the Adam 02 won my heart over in a big way. In fact, it's one of my favorite things in my toybox. Why do I love the Adam so freaking much, you ask? Well, here's the scoop.

Bright and colorful, there's no doubt that the Hue G is a cute lil' guy. It's fairly rumbly and powerful for the price, and for the most part I'm impressed. Despite my previous reservations about Blush, I have to say that this toy has grown on me a bit.

If I could sum up the way I feel about the Audre in one word, it would be this: Ambivalence. Strong & rumbly with a fun French theme, the Audre has a lot of good things going for it. And yet.... while I was writing my review, my adventure with the Audre took a few really crazy-making twists & turns. Why was this toy such a rollercoaster ride you ask? Well, here's my story....

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Holy mackerel! A mermaid-themed toy that sparkles AND glows in the dark? And what’s that you say? It’s dual-density too?! Oooh gimmie, gimmie, gimmie....

I'm going to admit this right up front: I'm a recycling, eco-friendly, green-up-your-life kind of girl. I've been known to go to great lengths to recycle my stuff, & no green solution is too wacky for me to at least consider (composting toilet anyone?). So, naturally, when I saw a sex toy that was powered soley buy the sun, I couldn't even help myself.

Let’s face it, buying a good-quality sex toy can be a $eriously expen$ive inve$tment. Worth every penny? Absolutely! But sometimes you just don’t have the $$$ in your budget. So what can you do if you’re running a little short on ca$h?

So you wanna try out a butt plug, huh? Well, I don’t blame you! Butt plugs can be a pretty incredible experience! Keep in mind, however, that anal play is not something you can just dive into with reckless abandon head (or fist!) first.

So, you’ve decided that you want a fit pelvic floor, huh? Smart cookie! The benefits of having fit & flexible pelvic floor muscles are many. There are sexy reasons to do it: More powerful orgasms. Squirting. Pompoir. There are also some fantastic health benefits like...

I think the Tantus Perfect Plug should be called the “Tantus Perfect Plug for Complete & Total Beginners” (maybe “My First Butt Plug”….? No? Ok.). Seriously, though this is a GREAT plug for butt n00bs. In fact, this was my first butt plug, and I have no regrets.

If you buy this dildo, I swear I will slap you silly with it (and no, not in a way you’ll like).  This is, bar none, the WORST sex toy I have ever bought.  I’m not kidding. But what’s not to love, you say?  It squirts! It looks and feels so real! …