Curious Kitt Sex Toy Reviews
If you buy this dildo, I swear I will slap you silly with it (and no, not in a way you’ll like). This is, bar none, the WORST sex toy I have ever bought. I’m not kidding. But what’s not to love, you say? It squirts! It looks and feels so real! Look, it’s even got a suction cup!
What’s wrong with this travesty of a dildo? Despite the claims to be pthalate free & body safe, it’s not. Sil-a-Gel is not body safe silicone.
How the Marketing Fooled Me
After reading a couple of negative Amazon reviews, I should have had an inkling or two that something was amiss. Despite the fact that it claims to be “made from safe, non toxic materials and is phthalate-free,” buyers were complaining that it smelled bad. That should have been my first clue that something was fishy. True silicone has no smell. Little warning lights should have been going off in my head. I, however, chose to ignore the red flags. I really wanted a squirting dildo, and I couldn’t find one at the time. I figured that I would let the toy air out a little, and all would be fine. No big deal, right? I wish.
The Realistic Squirting Cock claims to be made of something called “Sil-A Gel,” which seems innocent enough & sounds like some type of silicone. Except there is just one problem….it’s NOT silicone. Not even close. Apparently, Dildology had another Doc Johnson Sil-A Gel item (similar to this one) tested, and found it to be 61% pthalates. The rest was PVC. (This post about Sil-A-Gel from Dangerous Lilly is a MUST read). Sadly, I didn’t have this crucial information at the time. I fell victim to the marketing. After all, it claims to be body safe and pthalate-free. I figured that it must not be TOO bad, right? Wrong, wrong, wrong.
I bought this toy long before I cooked up the idea to become a sex toy reviewer, and I’ll admit, I was blissfully naive about the industry.
The minute I took it out of the box and smelled how godawful it was, I should have just cut my losses. I SHOULD have tossed out the whole horrid mess, then and there. But no, no, noooooo, I’m stubborn. I didn’t want to waste my money. Most of all, I wanted a squirting toy so much! I bargained with myself. I pleaded. There must be something I could do!
My Misguided Attempt to Salvage It
While I mulled things over, I decided that I needed to buy myself some time. I did what any rational person would do—I put that hot mess outside on my porch to air (Yeah, that was a mistake. A couple of hours later, it utterly horrified a pair of missionaries who were innocently taking their church pamphlets door-to-door. Nice. But, I digress).
It’s pitiful, but true: somewhere deep down I knew I SHOULD throw that miserable hunk of junk away. But I just couldn’t. I paid good money for it, & I hadn’t even gotten to use it! Besides, it was very realistic looking and feeling. And squirting toys are just so uncommon and hard to find! Maybe if I could just get the smell out, I reasoned, I could use it for eye candy only. Maybe if I just didn’t allow it on or in my body, everything would be fine. No, no, no, my friends. I was sorely, shamefully deluded.
I didn’t know until well after the fact, but just breathing in the offgassing from the pthalates & PVC was probably harmful to my health (but in retrospect, I should have realized that something that smells so wretched can’t possibly be good for you). So, for three agonizing days, I tried everything I could think of to clean that noxious stink-factory. I soaked it in vinegar. I used baking soda. I scrubbed and soaked and rinsed. No deal. Every time I touched it, my palms would get red and itchy. Whenever I’d try to bring it in the house, the whole house filled with a revolting plastic stench.
I Finally Admit Defeat & Cut My Losses
Grudgingly, I conceded defeat. After I had exhausted every other option, I finally did the right thing. Tail between my legs, I tossed that sorry, stinking dong in the dumpster. Bye, bye hard-earned $$$$$……
Well, it was painful, but I learned my lesson. No matter how good it looks, I will NEVER AGAIN buy a toy made of questionable materials. Period, end of story. I hope you are smart enough to do the same.
The Good
- The only good thing I have to say about this toy is GOOD RIDDANCE.
The Bad
- Everything. I don’t care how attractive the squirting feature and the lifelike apprearance is, this toy is a stinky, toxic mess. You’d get more for your money by setting it on fire & flushing it down the toilet.
