I was lucky enough to get to tour the Erotic Heritage Museum in Las Vegas this past week, and I saw some pretty incredible things while I was there. If you are in Las Vegas, I highly recommend making a stop!
Here is just a small sampling of the fascinating things inside:
$100,000 Penny Penis
This enormous penis statue is made entirely of pennies! One hundred thousand dollars’ worth to be exact. It’s shiny, beautiful, and big enough that I could have sat on the balls and curled my arms all the way around it (but I didn’t! Luckily I still have SOME self-restraint left).
Eva Braun’s Panties
It’s not every day that you see the panties of Adolf Hitler’s mistress. But here they are indeed.
Walrus Penis Bone
I did not know how many species of animals had penis bones until I saw this huge display. There was a fox, dire wolf, badger and quite a few more. My favorite though? The walrus. His penis bone is longer than my forearm. Holy crap.
Assyrian Medical Cannabis Remedy from 700BC
This fragment of a cuneiform tablet details an ancient remedy for using cannabis to “remedy the ghosts of childbirth.”
The World’s Largest Erotic Bicycle
This one just has to be seen to be believed. Pics don’t do it justice! I’m sad to say that I didn’t have time to stay and ride on it this trip, but hopefully next time I visit I will get the chance.
Beautiful Erotic Art from Around the World
I love erotic art. Most especially, I love ancient erotic art, and this museum had such a great variety. It was hard to capture in pics unfortunately, but they have a giant collection of elegant and beautiful Japanese Shunga artwork. Here are a few of the other lovely things I saw:
Stone Dildos Aplenty
Here is proof that fantasy dildos existed, even in ancient times! If I had lived thousands of years ago, you can bet I’d be blogging my little heart out about these babies (on clay tablets, of course!).
Ancient Sculptures and Carvings
The assortment of small sculptures and bone carvings is just breathtaking, and my pics don’t do it justice.
19th Century BDSM & Electrosex Displays
If you wondered what early BDSM and electrosex was like, wonder no more! There are all kinds of cool things on display here, including penis stimulators and chastity belts.
Sex In Space
NASA is keeping a tight lid on whether astronauts have had sex in space yet or not. Apparently, it would be a difficult and uncomfortable experience if it were to happen. For now, we’ll just have to be contented with our Star Wars Porn Parodies.
And So Much More!
This is only a small sampling of what the Erotic Heritage Museum had to offer, and I hope you’ve enjoyed it! If you ever get the chance, give it a visit and be sure to post some pics and comments here to tell me what you saw that fascinated you most. I’d love to hear about your adventures. Happy Sexploring!