Fantasy Toys

Love fantasy toys, but don't want to break the budget? You'll love these

A glow-in-the-dark dildo that ejaculates homemade gelatin eggs? Well....OK, why not?! After my previous experience with the Tonguetacle, I was ready for anything!

Maybe it's just because I was such a fan of My Little Ponies as a child, but the thought of having my very own gorgeous, colorful pony tail to wear just thrills me to my very core.

I've seen some pretty unusual sex toys in my time, but the Tonguetacle really takes the cake. Now, before you say, "A 3ft tongue??! EW!!!" and squick away, just hear me out. As odd as it sounds (and I truly never thought I'd be saying this!), a massage with the Tonguetalce is actually a very sexy experience...

"OMG WOOOW!" Those are the words that *would* have been coming out of my mouth if I hadn't been more or less incoherent and in the midst of a super intense orgasm. Not only is it a fantastic feeling toy, but because Split Peaches asks for and listens to customer feedback, I actually got to have a hand in making the design!

Holy mackerel! A mermaid-themed toy that sparkles AND glows in the dark? And what’s that you say? It’s dual-density too?! Oooh gimmie, gimmie, gimmie....